Erotic Dreaming: Hot for Teacher

"I had a dream recently that I was back in high school and having sex with my geography teacher in the middle of the basketball court. It was during a girls’ basketball game against the school up the street. Every time one of us moaned the crowd cheered, and when I came the buzzer sounded. We were then carried off the court like we'd just won a big and important game, but my teacher was carried up to a stage to give a rousing speech. I was thrown in a bin in the parking lot." When Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher was released in 1984, it brought to popular culture a fantasy that had lurked in the unconscious minds of students since the beginning of time. The glam rock anthem is an ode to inappropriately lusting after a teacher, and has an iconic, humorous music video, featuring members of the band and their younger selves at high school, with bikini clad teachers putting on a show for the class. It is a tongue-in-cheek exploration of one of the most ancient taboos – the sexual union between a teacher and student. To dream of being back in high school, for most of us, is to go back in time. It may be easy to jump to the conclusion that the dreamer is Hot for Teacher à la Van Halen, but in the dream realm, when we revisit this intermediary, hazy space between childhood a... "I had a dream recently that I was back in high school and having sex with my geography teacher in the middle of the basketball court. It was during a girls’ basketball game against the school up the street. Every time one of us moaned the crowd cheered, and when I came the buzzer sounded. We were then carried off the court like we'd just won a big and important game, but my teacher was carried up to a stage to give a rousing speech. I was t...